Chainsaw Warrior Review Contest


COMPETITION NOW CLOSED - WE HAVE A WINNER! 

Join us on an epic journey with Chainsaw Warrior for an opportunity to win a boxed copy of the classic (and long out of print) 1987 board game from Games Workshop, by writing a player review of the existing games in the style of an 80s action movie.

To win your very own boxed copy of the game, all you’ve got to do is to get your cliché on! Up for grabs is Stephen Hand’s seminal single player board game, Chainsaw Warrior, an instant classic upon its release in 1987, and Auroch Digital’s digital adaptations have only added to the legend. In a world where 80’s nostalgia reigns supreme, one man is fighting the forces of Darkness with a chainsaw! Hold on to your tropes, things are about to get clichéd...

We’re looking for short reviews of Auroch Digital’s ‘Chainsaw Warrior’ or ‘Chainsaw Warrior: Lords of the Night’, packed with as many action movie clichés as you can manage. Auroch Digital only have a single copy to give away, and it’s going to the player who crams the mostest and bestest into their review: “In a world…” “one man…” and anything you can think of that transports us back to 1987: If your review could be describing a Van Damme/Arnie/Stallone movie you’re on the right track. Extra points for recording yourself reading it in a Don La Fontaine voice!
 

PS. We should add we don't need it to be a positive review to enter; as long as it's creative, funny and in an 80s style then you can enter it and it might win! If you've already written a review and don't want to change it, you can submit it to us in another way!

WINNER - Doctor X

We asked you for entries that would transport us straight back to 1987 and Doctor X, AKA Captain Defenestrator, AKA Jim (he's very mysterious) went above and beyond by resurrecting the voice of the 80s action movie himself, Don LaFontaine! His review was left on the Chainsaw Warrior 1 Google Play page.

Well done to him, and massive thanks to everyone for their contributions. His copy of the original board game will be sent out today. 

Click on the image to see the extended screenplay for Chainsaw Warrior: The Movie, directed by the visionary Doctor X

Click on the image to see the extended screenplay for Chainsaw Warrior: The Movie, directed by the visionary Doctor X

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